On our first weekend in Italy we took a weekend trip to the resort town of Lignano. We hung out on the beach, drank a lot of wine, and got into all sorts of trouble. Nearly got kicked out of both hotels we stayed in due to excessive noise. I spent one night sleeping on a golf course because I got too drunk at the nearby disco. I woke up on a pile of gravel hugging the flag from the 16th hole. Later I caught up with everyone else and we rented the above boat to screw around with in the sea. Everyone ended up going down the slide naked just for the hell of it. It was a good, cheap trip that got us off to a good start on enjoying Italy.  As gay as this all looks and sounds I swear we are all straight.  Its just that pissing from a small plastic boat and getting drunk at noon can be fun.